Life is like a credit card application there are too many things in fine print :p

What you want you'll always get.*



* There is always the time lag between the day you want and the day you'll get what you want.
And the trick is to keep wanting what you want during the whole course of the time lag.
If you dont get , take it, snatch it.

Kids these days

I have 6 cousins in all. Varying from standard 10th till standard 3

They have there own mobile phones, they flirt on yahoo messenger, they have opinion about every thing, they can make you go crazy,they deal in money,they are just they.

They are what I always wanted to be till date i.e in short care free,bother me not :)

I guess its the generation gap that I am feeling.

Grand MA!!

I love you !! I will always love you!!

I cant forget you!! but I only remember the last time when I saw you you were on strecher,in ambulance .

I should have talked to you on phone but I didn't.Too fking busy with my life was my excuse ..
I remember you from from my school days..
I remember playing games with you.
I remember you making makki ki roti for us
I remember you.

Thank you Baiji! for all you have dne for us, for me.I'll always remember you :(

v.1 to v.n to v.final

Read v as version...

This is the story of any project that you do! be it related to work or apart from work.

V.1 starts around the so called Objective, a simple/whimsical/genuine idea, set by the so called Leader but written by subordinates. It elaborates on the ways how are we going to go about the achieving the Objective. It talks about the whimsical( read it as Aggressive) timelines, about who will do it, about how good the idea is.

V.2 to v.n --- No idea

V.final -- Objective has a sense of familiarity to it,you think you have seen it somewhere but you are not sure where. It elaborates on the ways ( totally different from v.1 n v.2 n so on till v.n) how are we going to achieve the Objective. It talks about the whimsical( read it as Aggressive) timelines, about who will do it, about how good the idea is.

Friend!!

1) To whom you can say "M@#$#!! Salle kaha mara raha tha itne saal" :p
and he says "salle B*(@#$% jaha per tu mara tha" :D

2) Who meets/calls/pings you and says Dude!! how are you? ( Ofcourse!! if meeting/calling/pinging after long time)

2) Who tells you that you are one biggest fucking idiot!! ( that actually made me cry :(!) And still stands by you seeing you do your idiot thing n smiling all the time :) n when you finally fuck up he says "I told you" and thn "chal chod yeh bakwas chai* pike aate hai"

work in progress**!!

* if you prefer anything else please go ahead :)

** Bahut sarre works pipeline mein hai :p

The first person, who thought of Civilization ( as in I mean to make certain rules like no lies etc. etc..) ,I respect him, I bow to him, he was the true human being!

The ones who followed fked it all!!!

*Ofcourse there are exceptions( who didn't fk it up) as always and as always exceptions can be counted.

Reality is wat you make!!*

Recession!!


* I have heard it somewhere or maybe read I dont remember

Karm karo phal ki icha mat karo! Agreed but with slight modification Karm kitna and kab tak karna hai you decide!

You say you have no choice you have such a shitty job!! I say "shitty job" is just a perspective and "choice" there are no choices there are just opportunities either you grab them or not!

D decoction of devine dictum, a dissident against demanded dogma, a dictator of its own decree, disecting the distant dystery*.U can call me D

Original had "disposition dogged with dither" too in it. hehe
:p :)

Original Original:
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

from movie V for Vendetta



* please think it as mystery! hehe :)

I am the wanderer!!!!!!!!
waiting to see the world - cuba, tahiti, toledo all waiting to be unfurled
waiting to listen all - beck, morison, zappa
waiting to experience all the emotions without any prejudiced notions
waiting to read Huxley,Maugham,Rand all there is to be read
waiting for the beginning of new end.

Your client/customer gave you a problem and tells you that he feels (say) approach 1 could give you the desired result.

Scenario one:

What you do is follow the approach and get to the desired results. You explain him how you got to the solution. He is satisfied and happy for himself.

This is Service mode.

Scenario two*:

You think about the problem and come with a solution. You explain him how you got to the solution.He is satisfied( ofcourse!! the hypothetical case that he accepts it based on his reasoning),happy for himself and thinks about you as a person.

This is Recommendation mode.


*Trick lies in being assertive, to make it more effective and fruitful for you.Then ofcourse! you wont need the hypothetical case.(personal opinion)

My eyes seek reality
My fingers seek my veins
There's a dog at your back step
He must come in from the rain
I fall cause I let go
The net below has rot away
So my eyes seek reality
And my fingers seek my veins

The trash fire is warm
But nowhere safe from the storm
And I can't bear to see
What I've let me be
So wicked and worn

So as I write to you
Of what is done and to do
Maybe you'll understand
And won't cry for this man
cause low man is due
Please forgive me

My eyes seek reality
My fingers feel for faith
Touch clean with a dirty hand
I touch the clean to the waste

The trash fire is warm
But nowhere safe from the storm
And I can't bear to see
What I've let me be
So wicked and worn

So as I write to you
Of what is done and to do
Maybe you'll understand
and won't cry for this man
cause low man is due
Please forgive me
Please forgive me
Please forgive me

So low the sky is all I see
All I want from you is forgive me
So you bring this poor dog in from the rain
Though he just wants right back out again

And I cry, to the alleyway
Confess all to the rain
But I lie, lie straight to the mirror
The one I've broken, to match my face

The trash fire is warm
But nowhere safe from the storm
And I can't bear to see
What I've let me be
So wicked and worn

So as I write to you
Of what is done and to do
Maybe you'll understand
And won't cry for this man
cause low man is due
Please forgive me
Please forgive me

So low the sky is all I see
All I want from you is forgive me
So you bring this poor dog in from the rain
Though he just wants right back out again

My eyes seek reality
My fingers seek my veins

a song I just like

Oh, life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up

(chorus)
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

(repeat chorus)

But that was just a dream
Try, cry, why try?
That was just a dream
Just a dream, just a dream
Dream

I searched google for

"Is it somthing which you really care about?or is it somthing which you think what others will care about? or is it something.."

and what came out was

"Did you mean: 'You turn to... thIs is something which you really care about?or is it somthing which you think what others will care about? or is it something.. ne in... and you drop out... ' "

:D today is definitely the day to laugh:)

Courtesy the twing place!! hehe

hehehe today is a day to laugh!! mind you I never said not everyday!

shitty job!! you learn something new every day( what if shitty! but mind you what you call shitty! might be the case that the same shitty thing is giving you persective of things to come which might turn out to be the best! ),its just a matter of perspective!

Fear!WTF is fear!!

Is it somthing which you really care about(Ofcourse! in the sense that fear of loosing it)?or is it somthing which you think what others will care about? or is it something..


Dudes now dont tell me wat about if I go near the cliff I fear that I would fall!!
Dudes!! that the body's natural instinct or I should say natural intelligence to say abhi time pura nahin hua hai hehehe :)

Society present state:

A few individual Is* making us their respective Vs.

Utopian Society:

All individual Is making a V

*read it as eyes,think plural of I.Phew!! first time I had to make up a solution for a word.

Think twice before you say anything! Agreed!

But dont think when & while you are saying things!

Favourite* Chai place : the group of chaiwallas standing near the HSBC building on Bannerghatta road.

I have named it the *twing* place :p for personal reference ( for my mente!) :).I love this place! always croweded with people yet you have your privacy!

Today I read a very funny (for me! :) ) yet so true quote on a car parked in front of the twing place. It goes like this --

Quote 1 " Girlfriends are like medicines
they come with expiry date"

Girls no need to get all worked up I took it as --

Quote 2 "Girlfriends/Boyfriends are like medicines
they come with expiry date"

Its so true!! for most of the cases.As in I have seen exceptions too!

But the point I want to make here is why is that I see Quote 1 type of quotes only!
why not Quote 2 type of quotes!

Who to blame? Society! ( most common thing which gets blamed for each and every thing! poor thing!) or the people/person who are/is blaming!

I am not blaming anybody just making my point ! :D

* only during the night/morning hrs ( i.e after 1 AM till 4 AM )

From the personal experience : Intelligence and Intellect are contagious!!These two things just get rubbed on you!

Mind works in weird ways,it just absorbs everything as sponge absorbs water!

In case of sponge to get the water out you need to squeeze it and in case of the mind to get the "water" out you don't need to worry about it, it just comes out as and when required ( but again if you try to "squeeze" the mind "water" wont come out!)

Whats the relation between Passion and Time? if there is any.

Passion -- Something you like to do all the time!! (of course!!if given the choice or chance)

Time -- Some times when you are doing what "you like" and you are so immersed in it !! and the realization when you accidentally pay attention to other things other than "your like" is "time"!!

Man I should be jailed for writing this as in a way it goes against the normal ethics about work.
By work here I mean what you do for living.I work in Marketing.

Marketing is the worst idea of the century courtesy America! But the absolute truth(my:as in it may vary from person to person) is it works,it makes money,it screws the brain in weird ways!

It works -- Statistics show that!
It makes Money -- P&L shows that! and I have learned to respect P&Ls.
It screws the brain in wierd ways -- thats my personal opinion based on what I see around and the solution lies in the "intention" with which you market things.

Most puzzling,amusing,absurd behavior (of people ,of friends) till date I have seen goes smthing like this.

Scenario: two langotiye yaar (too fast friends!! waise literal translation means old friends which is mostly interpreted,assumed as fast friends) meeting after long time

F: Whats up dude?
D: Dude!!!! M fine U tell me how have you been?

F: WTF!! Dude No contact! No call! Bahut bada aadmi ho gaya hai tu!!
D: hehe




Clue : Point of absurdity here is "contact" takes two to happen! here you go Dugar! :) hehe