Friend!!

1) To whom you can say "M@#$#!! Salle kaha mara raha tha itne saal" :p
and he says "salle B*(@#$% jaha per tu mara tha" :D

2) Who meets/calls/pings you and says Dude!! how are you? ( Ofcourse!! if meeting/calling/pinging after long time)

2) Who tells you that you are one biggest fucking idiot!! ( that actually made me cry :(!) And still stands by you seeing you do your idiot thing n smiling all the time :) n when you finally fuck up he says "I told you" and thn "chal chod yeh bakwas chai* pike aate hai"

work in progress**!!

* if you prefer anything else please go ahead :)

** Bahut sarre works pipeline mein hai :p