Most puzzling,amusing,absurd behavior (of people ,of friends) till date I have seen goes smthing like this.

Scenario: two langotiye yaar (too fast friends!! waise literal translation means old friends which is mostly interpreted,assumed as fast friends) meeting after long time

F: Whats up dude?
D: Dude!!!! M fine U tell me how have you been?

F: WTF!! Dude No contact! No call! Bahut bada aadmi ho gaya hai tu!!
D: hehe




Clue : Point of absurdity here is "contact" takes two to happen! here you go Dugar! :) hehe